WARNING: HUMOR RANT AHEAD. Exaggerated, pessimistic, and possibly offensive content ahead. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. MUAHAHAHAHAH. 

I’m sure this has been ranted about it a million times, but it remains true.

What is with plastic packaging? There is more plastic put into the packaging for things I buy than there is in or part of the things I buy.

On top of it, getting it open is a lethal hazard!  Not only do you walk away cut up like you just got out of a knife fight, the rest of the package that you’re left with (pieces of it? SHARDS?) might as well be weapons.

You want to start a fight? I’ll bring my PLASTIC PACKAGING. ROAR. I’ll win, too. You’ve opened this stuff before, you know not to challenge me on this. If for some crazy reason you don’t believe me, go open the toys and gifts for people on Christmas morning. You’ll see!

I’m no tree hugger but I’m not stupid, either. We’re wasting so much on packaging that we’re ending up with scars AND extra needless waste.

It’s like the company is saying, "As our customer, you DESERVE this item… but not until you fight for 3 days and come out with the scars."

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by N.G. Woosh