Plants Vs Zombies – Things I’ve Learned
May 5, 2009Today was the official release date for Plants Vs Zombies. With that, I’ve been playing quite a bit today. Here are some things that PopCap has taught me so far:
- Sunflowers poop sunshine.
- Wearing an orange safety cone on my head will give me extra protection against physical attacks.
- When zombies attack in a large group you will receive a big warning letting you know that "A HUGE WAVE OF ZOMBIES IS APPROACHING" – Somebody needs to teach the zombies in other games some manners like this.
- Zombies are capable of writing incredibly well.
- Always trust Crazy Dave and buy the things you need to fight off zombies from the back of his car. It’s cool; he’s legit. Crap, is that a cop over there? Oh well, remember: ACT NOW he’s CRRRRRAAAZZY and "All twiddlydinkies are priced to move."
- Screen doors aren’t as flimsy as they look to the naked eye, and can help fend off physical attacks for an extended period of time.
- Walnuts make for amazing bowling balls. Remember, the best way to bowl with zombies is to bowl with zombies.
- Some zombies desire brains but also have amazing dance moves. Work those moves, you undead superstar.
I’m sure there are some more things I could add but that’s all for now. =P
PopCap did a great job with Plants Vs Zombies and if you’re looking to toss some money out on a game, I suggest this one. You can grab it from PopCap for $20 or get it for $10 on Steam. Back to getting my "legal" merch from Crazy Dave.
