• Sunflowers poop sunshine.
• Wearing an orange safety cone on my head will give me extra protection against physical attacks.
• When zombies attack in a large group you will receive a big warning letting you know that "A HUGE WAVE OF ZOMBIES IS APPROACHING" – Somebody needs to teach the zombies in other games some manners like this.
• Zombies are capable of writing incredibly well.
• Always trust Crazy Dave and buy the things you need to fight off zombies from the back of his car. It’s cool; he’s legit. Crap, is that a cop over there? Oh well, remember: ACT NOW he’s CRRRRRAAAZZY and "All twiddlydinkies are priced to move."
• Screen doors aren’t as flimsy as they look to the naked eye, and can help fend off physical attacks for an extended period of time.
• Walnuts make for amazing bowling balls. Remember, the best way to bowl with zombies is to bowl with zombies.
• Some zombies desire brains but also have amazing dance moves. Work those moves, you undead superstar.

I’m sure there are some more things I could add but that’s all for now. =P

PopCap did a great job with Plants Vs Zombies and if you’re looking to toss some money out on a game, I suggest this one. You can grab it from PopCap for $20 or get it for $10 on Steam. Back to getting my "legal" merch from Crazy Dave.

Why don’t you make one of your own and comment to show me yours? Or not. Mine’s pretty awesome. It’s up to you. =P